Body to Body
The final battle of Humongous has left our heroes and villains throbbing and beaten. The battle seemed to be the splooging of the century, and with such a legendary battle taking place, Max Dior was awoken from the spell of prostate peace that the chosen one, Godshaft, placed on him years ago. The ¨Suck of the Century¨ performed by Baxter broke the seal that kept the king out of reality. Once unleashed, Dior came, he came fast, and he came hard. He dominated the heir to his throne, Jack Blue, and then, to Baxter's surprise, made quick work of the Baxter Battalion as well. Carl barely escapes with his load intact. Baxter is forced to find a new, stronger group of heroes to take down the likes of Dior. Meanwhile, Max is wrecking havoc, and has plans to cause, ¨The Max Climax¨ which would bust reality itself. Baxter recruits the likes of Nick Cage, Paul Fresh, Jirka Gregor, and Mike Nator. Dior catches word of their plans to take him down, and banishes them to the EDGE of the universe. The group is forced to please an alien empire in order to be sent home. Once home, the Baxter Bashers encounter Dior on top of the tallest tower in semen city. After a long fierce battle, Dior claims dominance, and finishes each member of the group one by one, leading up to Baxter. The Max Climax will happen... Dior will rule the universe. Suddenly, a wormhole opens and sucks Baxter's soul inside. He has evaded death once again. This cliffhanger will leave you on the edge of your seat. Where has Baxter gone? Will Dior be able to complete his climax? Who will live? Who will die? Find out next time, in Baxter's final film, Gay Massage 2.
- Rated
- X
- Runtime
- 1h 24m
- Released
- 2012
Details
Release year: 2012
Storyline
The final battle of Humongous has left our heroes and villains throbbing and beaten. The battle seemed to be the splooging of the century, and with such a legendary battle taking place, Max Dior was awoken from the spell of prostate peace that the chosen one, Godshaft, placed on him years ago. The ¨Suck of the Century¨ performed by Baxter broke the seal that kept the king out of reality. Once unleashed, Dior came, he came fast, and he came hard. He dominated the heir to his throne, Jack Blue, and then, to Baxter's surprise, made quick work of the Baxter Battalion as well. Carl barely escapes with his load intact. Baxter is forced to find a new, stronger group of heroes to take down the likes of Dior. Meanwhile, Max is wrecking havoc, and has plans to cause, ¨The Max Climax¨ which would bust reality itself. Baxter recruits the likes of Nick Cage, Paul Fresh, Jirka Gregor, and Mike Nator. Dior catches word of their plans to take him down, and banishes them to the EDGE of the universe. The group is forced to please an alien empire in order to be sent home. Once home, the Baxter Bashers encounter Dior on top of the tallest tower in semen city. After a long fierce battle, Dior claims dominance, and finishes each member of the group one by one, leading up to Baxter. The Max Climax will happen... Dior will rule the universe. Suddenly, a wormhole opens and sucks Baxter's soul inside. He has evaded death once again. This cliffhanger will leave you on the edge of your seat. Where has Baxter gone? Will Dior be able to complete his climax? Who will live? Who will die? Find out next time, in Baxter's final film, Gay Massage 2.