Nutt Crackers
The year is 1763, it is not the future. Sir Stephen Rambo (played by Steve Rambo) goes to buy a horse from the local horse supermarket. He walks into the horse supermarket (Branded as Horsda), where he sees a beautiful white horse, his eyes widen and he says ''mmmmm'' out loud. He then sees another man engaging in a game of red rocket with the horse. This is where Stephen Rambo discovers the horse....CAN TALK! (Horse voiced by Bruce Willis) The horse then asks Rambo to join in the fun, to which Rambo responds that he would be ''right happy to''. The other man (played by Daniel Day Lewis) asks Rambo if he likes pina coladas. Rambo and the man then decide to grab a drink in the local gay brothel named The Nutt Cracker. Over the next several hours both men tell each other tales of their adventures of bestiality. Adventure One: Mr Ed and the Suicide Bummers Mr Ed is a straight man until one day he is kidnapped by middle eastern extremists, where he is subjected to harsh treatment, primarily featuring doubled ended spiked dildos without lubrication. Mr Ed would soon be released from his captors after he started to enjoy the treatment, they though ''FUCK THIS'' and sent him back from where he came from. Adventure Two: Horse Play Rambo tells us of his journey through the town of Stallion, a place controlled by Horse who have pet humans as slaves. Rambo explains to us his story of love and loss, befriending a male stallion named Horseweena. He tells us how their romance blossomed and Rambo went through immense hardships to please his partner. Eventually Horeweena would be sacrificed to the god of Tessco in order to allow Rambo to escape. Adventure Three: Return of the Jedi (we got the DNA tests back, you are) In this tale we find out that Durth Varker is Rambos step-father but is later found out to be his Biological father after Moory Povich is able to use his magical chemistry to match both mens blood. Adventure Four: Rambos Rectum This adventure is a first person POV, shot directly from Rambos rectum as it details the journey it has gone through, to get to this point today. Adventure Five: Lord of the Rims Rambo and a cast of un-merry men go on an adventure to return the one butt plug to mount anus, where they must each toss something in to save the world. Adventure Six: Ronnie James's Otter Adventures Rambo tells us of his cousin Ronnie, a mentally retarded man who dreams one day of becoming a wrestling superstar. Unfortunately, Ronnies mental condition is so bad that he engages in sexual conduct with otters, regularly. This resulted in Ronnie being institutionalised to the Correct Wrong-uns Foundation Adventure Seven: The Three Little Pigs take it on the Chinny Chin Chin We hear the story here of a man who was once cast as the big bad wolf in a school play, only to find out he was actually being recorded for an adult film. This account details the three little pigs and how the big bad wolf blew and blew and blew all over them. Movie concludes with a large bhangra where everyone dances in the nude, shitting and coming everywhere, ending in a shitty sperm filled pyramid. Cameo by Steven Seagal
- Rated
- X
- Runtime
- 1h 8m
- Released
- 1992
Details
Release year: 1992
Storyline
The year is 1763, it is not the future. Sir Stephen Rambo (played by Steve Rambo) goes to buy a horse from the local horse supermarket. He walks into the horse supermarket (Branded as Horsda), where he sees a beautiful white horse, his eyes widen and he says ''mmmmm'' out loud. He then sees another man engaging in a game of red rocket with the horse. This is where Stephen Rambo discovers the horse....CAN TALK! (Horse voiced by Bruce Willis) The horse then asks Rambo to join in the fun, to which Rambo responds that he would be ''right happy to''. The other man (played by Daniel Day Lewis) asks Rambo if he likes pina coladas. Rambo and the man then decide to grab a drink in the local gay brothel named The Nutt Cracker. Over the next several hours both men tell each other tales of their adventures of bestiality. Adventure One: Mr Ed and the Suicide Bummers Mr Ed is a straight man until one day he is kidnapped by middle eastern extremists, where he is subjected to harsh treatment, primarily featuring doubled ended spiked dildos without lubrication. Mr Ed would soon be released from his captors after he started to enjoy the treatment, they though ''FUCK THIS'' and sent him back from where he came from. Adventure Two: Horse Play Rambo tells us of his journey through the town of Stallion, a place controlled by Horse who have pet humans as slaves. Rambo explains to us his story of love and loss, befriending a male stallion named Horseweena. He tells us how their romance blossomed and Rambo went through immense hardships to please his partner. Eventually Horeweena would be sacrificed to the god of Tessco in order to allow Rambo to escape. Adventure Three: Return of the Jedi (we got the DNA tests back, you are) In this tale we find out that Durth Varker is Rambos step-father but is later found out to be his Biological father after Moory Povich is able to use his magical chemistry to match both mens blood. Adventure Four: Rambos Rectum This adventure is a first person POV, shot directly from Rambos rectum as it details the journey it has gone through, to get to this point today. Adventure Five: Lord of the Rims Rambo and a cast of un-merry men go on an adventure to return the one butt plug to mount anus, where they must each toss something in to save the world. Adventure Six: Ronnie James's Otter Adventures Rambo tells us of his cousin Ronnie, a mentally retarded man who dreams one day of becoming a wrestling superstar. Unfortunately, Ronnies mental condition is so bad that he engages in sexual conduct with otters, regularly. This resulted in Ronnie being institutionalised to the Correct Wrong-uns Foundation Adventure Seven: The Three Little Pigs take it on the Chinny Chin Chin We hear the story here of a man who was once cast as the big bad wolf in a school play, only to find out he was actually being recorded for an adult film. This account details the three little pigs and how the big bad wolf blew and blew and blew all over them. Movie concludes with a large bhangra where everyone dances in the nude, shitting and coming everywhere, ending in a shitty sperm filled pyramid. Cameo by Steven Seagal
Top credits
- Steve Rambo — Football-Throwing Gay Man
- Shane Sutton — Football-Throwing Gay Man
- Jesse Skyler — Neighbor
- Anthony Dillon — Neighbor